“Toby: You had a wet dream? JT: Shut up! Toby: Who was it about? JT: Your mom!”Tagged: wet dream, your mom
“Spinner: Admit it. You have a man-crush! Marco: Oh, please. I mean, Spin—your hair? So last year. Your shoes—they never match anything you wear, and to tell you the truth, you're not even that cute!”Tagged: man-crush
“Joey: Caitlin. All those years ago, when I broke your heart. I thought I'd lost you forever. Caitlin: And yet, here you are, standing in an airport with me on Christmas...”Tagged: Broken Heart, romance
“Mr. Raditch: Is there something you'd like to say, Mr. Cameron? Sean: Yeah! Go to hell!”Tagged: Go to Hell
“Hey! Everybody! These two have an announcement to make! Guys? (Craig and Manny keep quiet) Oh, they're way too modest. So I'll help spread the joy. These two idiots are pregnant! That's right, because it's way to difficult to use a condom!”Tagged: pregnant, idiots
“Paige: What, so you've just forgiven creep-boy for beating you up? Terri: He apologized. Paige: Of course! His type always does so they can get another shot in at you!”Tagged: Domestic Violence, Apologies
“This song is your prize for breaking my heart/ Should have written these words to you right from the start/ You say it doesn't matter, how it's all in the past/ My pain doesn't show, it's disguised by this mask/ I can;t pretend to forgive and forget/ Gonna make the day you met me a day you'll…”Tagged: Songs, Rhymes, Heartbreak, forgive, Mr. Nice Guy
“Emma: Alex, what is your problem? Alex: Let's see, your personality, your clothes, your holier-than-thou attitude. You.”Tagged: what's your problem?, Personality, Clothes, Holier Than Thou