Believe me, the irony of being a blind art dealer isn't lost on me.
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Jordan Peele
Jordan Haworth Peele (born February 21, 1979) is an American actor, comedian, writer, producer, and director best known for starring in the Comedy Central sketch series Key & Peele and for his five seasons as a cast member on Mad TV. In 2014, he also had a recurring role in the first season of the FX anthology series Fargo. His directorial debut, the horror film Get Out, was released in 2017 to critical acclaim and box-office success. 2Early life and education Peele was born in New York City, New York, and raised by his single mother, Lucinda Williams, on Manhattan's Upper West Side. His mother is white and his father is black. He attended the Calhoun School in Manhattan and went on to Sarah Lawrence College before dropping out after two years to form a comedy duo with his college roommate and future Key & Peele comedy writer Rebecca Drysdale. 2Career Peele regularly performed at Boom Chicago in Amsterdam and The Second City in Chicago. He and Nicole Parker were well known for their musical duets at Boom Chicago. He portrayed a popular character called "Danish Supermodel Ute" during his time at Boom Chicago and hosted MTV's Comedy Weekend in 2002. Peele appeared on the Comedy Bang! Ban
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Fair skin has been in favor for, what, the past hundreds of years. But, now the pendulum has swung back. Black is in fashion!
Please don't lump me in with that, you know, I could give a shit what color you are. No, what I want is deeper.
You know I can't give you the keys, right, babe?
Andre Logan King: Get out. Chris Washington: Sorry, man. Andre Logan King: Get out!
I want your eye, man. I want those things you see through.
She laid there bleeding by the side of the road. Cold and alone. That's how she died in the early morning. Cold and alone. And I was watching TV.
This bitch is crazy. Bitch is crazy.
Georgina: I owe you an apology. How rude of me to have touched your belongings without asking. Chris Washington: Oh, no. That's cool. I was just confused. Georgina: Well, I can assure you, there was no—funny business.
Dean Armitage: By the way, I would have voted for Obama for a third term, if I could. Best President in my lifetime, hands down. Chris Washington: I agree.
Rod Williams: I'm mad at you because you never take my advice. Chris Washington: Like what? Rod Williams: Like don't go to a white girl's parents' house. What is she doin'? Lickin' your balls or somethin'?
So I go do my detective work, right? and I start putting pieces together and see this is what I came up with. They're probably abducting black people, brainwashing them and making them slaves... or sex slaves, not just regular slaves, but sex slaves and shit. See I don't know if it's the hypnosis…
I'm TS motherfucking A. We handle shit. That's what we do. Consider your situations, fuckin' handled.
I don't know if you know this. White people love making people sex slaves and shit.