“God, I wish my life was a movie sometimes, you know? I would never have to worry about my hair or having to go to the bathroom, and then, when I’m at my lowest point some guy would chase me down the street, pour his heart out and then we’d kiss. Happily ever after!”Tagged: friends with benefits, Movies, Happily Ever After, Kissing
“The sad thing is, I actually thought you were different.”Tagged: friends with benefits, Disappointed, Heartbroken
“Look, I can live without ever having sex with you again. It'll be really hard. Hey, I want my best friend back. Because I'm in love with her.”Tagged: friends with benefits, Sex, Love
“Nothing is wrong with you. He’s a guy. You gave him a five date challenge, he got you and cut out. Forget the douche! He’s a dick. He’s a dick douche.”Tagged: friends with benefits, Sex, douchebag
“I kind of believe in true love. There might be a Prince Charming out there for me.”Tagged: friends with benefits, True Love, Prince Charming
“'Every new beginning comes from some other beginning.’ That actually makes sense, right here. Who’d have thought that Third Eye Blind could be so prophetic.”Tagged: friends with benefits, third eye blind, Lyrics, Music
“I always thought you were a true love kind of girl.”Tagged: friends with benefits, True Love, serious relationships
“I’m just gonna shut myself down emotionally. Like George Clooney.”Tagged: friends with benefits, emotions, Emotionless
“Why do relationships always start off so fun and then turn into suck-a-bag-of-dicks?”Tagged: friends with benefits, Dating, Fun
“You want someone to sweep you off your feet, but you’re more interested in getting swept off your feet than the someone who’s doing the sweeping. You seem like you got it totally together, but you’re actually really emotionally damaged.”Tagged: friends with benefits, damaged, broken
“I love this movie! If a prostitute and a ruthless business man can fall in love, then anyone can.”Tagged: friends with benefits, pretty woman, Love
“Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little bit more about the girl you're dating.”Tagged: friends with benefits, Work, Dating
“I love women. They're beautiful, majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures. Smart, empathetic, far superior to men in every way.”Tagged: friends with benefits, Women, Beautiful
“She's a girl. Sex always means more to them even if they don't admit it.”Tagged: friends with benefits, Sex, Relationships
“One day you'll meet someone and it'll literally take your breath away. Like you can't breathe. Like no oxygen to the lungs. Like a fish.”Tagged: friends with benefits, True Love, Dating