“They want sentiment? I'll pump 'em so full of sap they'll have to blow their nose with a pancake!”Tagged: Sentiment, sap, pancake, determined
“Homer: Stupid Isotopes. Hurry up and lose so we can get outta here! Lisa: Why do you hate the Isotopes so much, Dad? Homer: Because I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you, sweetie. Never love anything.”Tagged: Games, Team, Hate, Love, Broken Heart
“Bart: Mom, am I dying?! Marge: No. Lisa: Is he, Mom? You can tell me. Marge: No!”Tagged: Dying, Death, Questions, Secrets, Trust
“Chuckie: Find any nickels? Tommy: Naw just some old junk! [points at a 100 dollar bill, a gold watch, and a diamond ring]”Tagged: Nickles, Valuable, 100 Dollars, gold
“Look out! The Abdominal Snowman! He lives here, you know.”Tagged: Blizzard, Misspoke, Snowman, Abdominal
“Dr. Shar: It puts a frown on my face, and I don't like having a frown on my face. Daria: Maybe you could inject collagen into your lips in the shape of a smile”Tagged: Frown, Collegen, Lips, Smile
“Beavis: So, like, in heaven, will all the chicks do anything I want? St. Peter: No. Beavis: That sucks. Do I get X-ray vision? Can I get some nachos? St. Peter: No. Beavis: Are you sure this is heaven?”Tagged: Heaven, St. Peter, Chicks, Nachos, X-Ray Vision
“Butt-head: [choking] Beavis! Beavis! I'm choking! Beavis: Yeah, so. What do you want me to do about it? Butt-head: Call 911! Beavis: Why don't you call? You're closer.”