“Be lucky you don't get gonorrhea from your cell mate. Spoken with love, son.”Tagged: insults, Father to Son
“Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It's a vaccine.”Tagged: bullying, In Defense of Bullying, Bullying Builds Character
“The good parts of love are so good, you're willing to suffer an unbelievable amount of pain just to get to them. That's why I have been married three times and engaged 12.”Tagged: Love, Dating, Heartbreak, The Pain of Love
“I know you want to punish me, and I get it. I want to punish myself.”Tagged: Mistakes Were Made, I Want to Hurt Myself as Much As You Want to Hurt Me, Need to Feel Pain
“You can't lose your virginity to a tampon. It has to be a penis with a man attached.”Tagged: tampons, Teen Awkwardness, Peroid
“We're all addicts, just trying to fill a void.”Tagged: The Emptiness of Being, All Addicts, The Void of Our Being
“Life throws challenges at us to see what we're made of, right? Yeah, apparently, I'm made of bourbon and blow.”Tagged: Drugs, Alcohol Abuse
“I'm the worst kind of addict. I'm addicted to the rush of life.”Tagged: Addiction, Addicted To life, Quote of the Moment