I've just been I haven't been sleeping because I got these birds outside my window and they're going, 'Chirp, chirp, chirp,' constantly, and you know, is it wrong that I just want them to die?
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Liz Tigelaar
Rachel Elizabeth Tigelaar (born October 4, 1975) is an American television writer, producer and author. She has worked on the series Brothers & Sisters, American Dreams, Once and Again, Once Upon a Time, Revenge, Bates Motel, Casual and is well known for creating and executive producing The CW series Life Unexpected. 2Early life Tigelaar was born in Washington, D.C.. She was adopted as a child, something that influenced her work on Life Unexpected. She grew up in Dallas, Texas, and Guilford, Connecticut, and graduated from Ithaca College with a degree in scriptwriting and politics. 2Career 32000–06: Early writing Tigelaar, in 2000, was an assistant on the series Dawson's Creek and co-wrote her first episode with Holly Henderson, the third-season episode, "Show Me Love". Tigelaar also co-wrote with Holly Henderson two novels in the Dawson's Creek Suspense Trilogy, a series of novels based on the characters from the television series. From 2001-02, Tigelaar was an assistant to executive producer on the series Once and Again. Tigelaar became a writer for the series, American Dreams in 2002 and wrote two books based on the series in 2004. Tigelaar also wrote three episodes of the animated television series Totally Spie
You think these classes are gonna help me land a job in quality control at the sex robot factory?
Well, I'm sorry their irony is ruining your irony.
But you know that he can sustain a relationship about as long as he can probably hold a boombox over his head.
Nothing's ever as good as you think it's gonna be.
We are creating mountains of electronic waste.
What is normal, anyway? Right? Whose standard are we using? I feel normal. Normal enough. I mean, 60 years ago, we gave 'abnormal' people shock therapy, and now we hold parades with them.
And instead I got Samsungs and meatballs and drills, and I just wanted to come home, sit at a table, open up my journal that the girl from Clover said is ethical and eco-friendly, because it's made from the hide of sheep that died from old age, and I just wanted to map out how I was gonna make my…
I would tell the students what a thankless fucking job this is, and not to waste their money learning about things that nobody wants to hear about, even when they're paying you to say 'em.
Our country's lost its innocence.
It's amazing how many people don't know anything about the person that they're with.
If anyone still wants to sleep with me, then they're just gonna have to settle, I guess.
I cheated on you because I wanted to be with someone that could just drag me down as far as I could go.
We artists got to stick together.
You lost the privilege of being you when you set your hair on fire.
Journalism can be so prescribed, you know? But I find comfort in the who, what, where.
Yeah, the thing about portraits is you need to show people how they want to be seen. I prefer to show people as they really are.
I'm not fixating, I'm mothering.