“Turns out they had a meth lab in their basement, which, turns out, was just a front for a dog fighting ring.”Tagged: Crystal Meth, Examples of Irony, Drugs
“Tate: Why does a pharmacist want to slum it as an assistant manager? I mean, is this a prank show? Is there a camera watching? Just truth is, I need a break. Have you ever held a dying man's hand in yours while you had to tell him that we don't accept rewards points for his medication? He literally…”Tagged: The Tough Life of Being A Pharmacist
“A psychopath doesn't have a conscience. A sociopath knows what he's doing is wrong but does it anyway.”Tagged: Sociopath, Psychopath
“Titus Andromedon: I will be performing a wholly original song. The idea came to me in a dream last afternoon. It's called 'Pinot Noir'... Lillian Kaushtupper: Classy. Titus Andromedon: ...An Ode to Black Penis. Lillian Kaushtupper: I assumed.”Tagged: Pinot Noir, Black Penis
“Ugh, that crown I got for being prom king was so tacky I hardly even wear it anymore.”Tagged: prom king, tacky