“Tom: 'It's off.' McKenzie: 'What?' Tom: 'Me and Summer.' McKenzie: 'Was it ever on?' Tom: 'No, but it could've been, in a world where good things happen to me.' Paul: 'Yeah, well, that's not really where we live.'”Tagged: Relationships, Dating, humor, crushes, Breakups
“Paul: 'So what are you exactly?' Tom: 'I don't know.' Paul: 'Are you her boyfriend?' Tom: 'It's not that simple.' McKenzie: 'Sure, it is.' Tom: 'What, like, are we going steady? Come on, guys. You know, we're-we're adults. We know how we feel. We don't need to put labels on it. I mean, "boyfriend,"…”Tagged: Relationships, Dating, humor
“McKenzie: 'Hey, maybe you should write a book.' Tom: 'What?' McKenzie: 'Well, you know, Henry Miller said the best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature.' Tom: 'That guy had a lot more sex than me.'”Tagged: Literature, breakup, Women, Heartbreak, Sex