“A car is simply a means of transporting pizzas. Thankfully the pizzas survived for they contain the dough... of life.”Tagged: Car, Pizza, dough, Life
“Lies. It's like you have to lie to live. You're a lie-abetic. You have lie-abetes. Twice a day, you have to take a shot of insu-lyin'.”Tagged: Lies, Life, lying, Living a Lie, Puns