“Lois might be worth a million dollars to you but to me she's worthless.”Tagged: Worthless, Marriage, mean
“Brian Griffin: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract? Peter Griffin: Um... if by 'read' you mean 'imagined a naked lady,' then yes.”Tagged: Snark, Sassy, Not Paying Attention
“[to Stewie] You shot me in both legs and set me on fire. Piss off.”Tagged: Piss Off, angry, You Shot Me
“Rallo: Well aren't we the Black Brady Bunch? Cleveland: Except I'm not a gay architect, and my wife's not sleeping with my son!”
“Rallo: Well aren't we the Black Brady Bunch? Cleveland: Except I'm not a gay architect, and my wife's not sleeping with my son!”