“Does this mean you’ll stop going to Subway? Don’t make me laugh. You’re not better than Subway, bitch — and you never will be.”Tagged: LOL, Subway, food, sandwiches
“Would a man who truly loved this cornmeal treat not realize he can remove Cheetos from the bag with only three, or even two of his manual digits, as to avoid dirtying the entire set? Absurd. This lends credence to a theory that the scene is totally staged.”Tagged: Jeff Bezos, food, snacks, Cheetos