“I fucking love sandwiches. Who doesn’t love sandwiches? Monsters, that’s who.”— Ian Lecklitner, melmagazine.com
“Does this mean you’ll stop going to Subway? Don’t make me laugh. You’re not better than Subway, bitch — and you never will be.”— Miles Klee, melmagazine.com
“I am ready to receive instruction from the realm of creation above me for the sandwich I am about to conceive. I am open. Use me.”— Cole Sanchez, Kent Osborne, Jake the Dog, John DiMaggio, imdb.com
“Linda: I like sandwiches. Bob: You smell like you do. Linda: You smell interesting too. You own a toothbrush, or are you still shopping around?”— Dan Fybel, Bob Belcher (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com
“Today's National Sandwich Day and no I don't recommend threesomes even on a day like today.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com