“Nicky: Look at you, blondie. What'd you do? Piper: Aren't you not supposed to ask that question? I read that you're not supposed to ask that. Nicky: You read that? What, you studied for prison?”Tagged: Prison, Questions, studying
“Piper: Is SHU really that bad? Nicky: It's just like the Hamptons, only fucking horrible.”Tagged: SHU, Prison, Hamptons
“You can only vote within your race or your group. Just pretend it's the 1950s. It makes it easier to understand.”Tagged: 50s, voting, Race
“According to this aptitude test, I should be a professional athlete, a park ranger or a correctional officer.”Tagged: Aptitude Test, Career Paths, Jobs
“I was arrogant. It's a classic story of hubris. I'm like Icarus whose wings melted before he could fuck the sun.”Tagged: Arrogant, Icarus, Flying Close To The Sun
“You know, another layer of icing on a shit cake doesn't make it taste good.”Tagged: Shit Cake, Metaphors, Cake