Quotes tagged ‘orgasm’

“You know seesaws in kid's playgrounds? Ever since I came off my meds, they make me cum really hard.”

— Howard Overman, Raquel, Susan Wokoma, imdb.com

“You want something real? An orgasm is real.”

— Caroline Kepnes, Greg Berlanti, Sera Gamble, Justin W. Lo, Henderson, Chris D'Elia, imdb.com

“Honestly, they’re not a thing, they never have been, so don’t fall for this 'You owe me an orgasm' BS, because you don’t. The end.”

— Candice Jalili, Cosmopolitan, cosmopolitan.com

“Kids just don't nut like they used to.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“They had to scream their orgasms into jars so that they could be saved.”

— Seth Meyers, Bill Dawes, Michael Keaton, imdb.com

“Aimee Gibbs: Steve says his 'thing' is girls properly enjoying sex. He says he can tell I'm being fake. Otis Milburn: Well, are you? Aimee Gibbs: Yeah. I'm always fake.”

— Laurie Nunn, Aimee Gibbs, Aimée-Lou Wood, imdb.com

“I didn’t know about masturbation. The first time I had an orgasm, I didn’t know what it was. I’m like, 'Something just happened to my body.' I tried to look it up in the dictionary because we didn’t have Internet.”

— Jenny McCarthy, amazon.com

“You haven't had an orgasm until your ears have squirted.”

— Cody Ko, youtube.com

“I think I just came... didn't you feel it?”

— Cameron Crowe, Mike Damone, Robert Romanus, imdb.com

“James Bond: [in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you. Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so? James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.”

— Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, Bruce Feirstein, James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, imdb.com

“Larry: Yeah. Small price to pay for the best sex that I ever had, anywhere! This woman is amazing. Marty: So when did your orgasm. When she said she'll fuck the Jew out of you?”

— Larry David, Marty Funkhouser, Bob Einstein, imdb.com

“Charlotte: Samantha, your face is glowing. Did you get a facial or something? Samantha: I masturbated all afternoon.”

— Michael Patrick King, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com

“While women are certainly no strangers to faking it… we faked our hair color, cup-size. Hell, we’ve even faked fur. I couldn’t help but wonder, has fear of being alone suddenly raised the bar on faking? Is it better to fake it than be alone?”

— Jenny Bicks, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Detective Marcus Bell: Yeah, tell me something I don't know. Sherlock Holmes: A pig's orgasm lasts up to thirty minutes.”

— Peter Blake, Sherlock Holmes, Jonny Lee Miller, imdb.com

“You can never laugh too much or have too many orgasms.”

— Michael Faudet, twitter.com

“Cuz I’m a cum QUEEN!”

— Gabe Liedman, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

“I already came four times today and it’s not even noon.”

— Jenji Kohan, Nicole 'Nicky' Nichols, Natasha Lyonne, imdb.com

“Larry, when was the last time you got to cum in a real live vagina instead of your hand?”

— Jenji Kohan, Piper Chapman, Taylor Schilling, imdb.com

“Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately”

— Michelle Ashford, Betty DiMello, Annaleigh Ashford, imdb.com

“The purpose of sex isn’t to have an orgasm, it’s making life!”

— Noelle Valdivia, Libby Masters, Caitlin Fitzgerald, imdb.com