“A husband died. A few years later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband and ran up to him with tears in her eyes. "Darling, oh how I've missed you!" The husband extends his arms stopping her from embracing him and says, "Woah there woman. The contract was until death."”Tagged: Marriage, Death, Contract
“I heard its easy to convince women not to eat tide pods.. but it's a lot harder to deter gents.”Tagged: Women, Tide Pods
“What if tide pods.. Are just cleaning up people who should have been stains in the first place?”Tagged: Tide Pods, Stains