“The terms are that I love you, and the conditions are that you love me back.”— Aisling Bea, Vish, Aasif Mandvi, imdb.com
“Patrick Martin: Whaddya say, Seymour? Do we have a deal? Seymour: No! Keep your contract. Nobody's touchin' that plant, you hear? Patrick Martin: Hey, we're offerin' a lotta money here! Seymour: Forget the money. Take the money and leave! Patrick Martin: Whaddya, nuts? Seymour: Yeah, I'm nuts! Get o…”— Howard Ashman, Seymour Krelborn, Rick Moranis, imdb.com
“Alex: Chase, are you in? Chase: I'm sorry! I didn't know putting my hand in a pile was some sort of a legally binding contract. Yeah, I'm in. Who hates their dad more than me?”— Kalinda Vazquez, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com
“J. Paul Getty: Yeah—that's a Getty weakness. I get my women to sign a contract before sex, renouncing all rights. J. Paul Getty III: What is it, like, a financial condom?”— Simon Beaufoy, J. Paul Getty III, Harris Dickinson, imdb.com
“A husband died. A few years later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband and ran up to him with tears in her eyes. "Darling, oh how I've missed you!" The husband extends his arms stopping her from embracing him and says, "Woah there woman. The contract was until death."”— NotOCD2, reddit.com