“This used to be an ice cream place. They had the most amazing salted caramel. It was better than sex. Like good sex.”Tagged: ice cream, Salted Caramel, Sex
“I used to get fucked behind a dumpster just so I could buy a sixth of Oxy and a Happy Meal.”Tagged: Sex, Fucked, Dumpster, Happy Meal, McDonald's
“Trusting anyone's dangerous. Especially a carpet-munching gender traitor.”Tagged: Gender Traitor, Lesbians, danger, Trust