“Orel: [Reading from the Nercronomican to bring the dead back to life] I conjure thee by the fire of Girra, and by the lights of Shamash. In the name of the Covenant, come and rise before me! [Repeats Satanic Verses] Doughy: That doesn't sound very Protestant, Oral. Orel: Well... At least it's not…”Tagged: Catholics, Protestants