“Dewey: Mom, can I have a story? Lois: Once upon a time, there was a little boy that made his mom so crazy she decided to sell him to a circus.”Tagged: Story, bedtime, crazy, Boy, Parenthood
“Look at that sky, Malcolm. Just think. Somewhere out there, all those stars and planets, there might be at this very moment a space dad who just got kicked out of his space trailer, who's looking down on us. Or would it be up at us? Or maybe sideways?”Tagged: Sky, Stars, planets, space trailer
“Without me to blame everything on, they doesn't know what to do with themselves.”Tagged: Blame, without me, Scapegoat
“Mom, I can't wear Reese's hand-me-downs. Look at this, Jell-o in the pockets, the fly's broken, and it smells like wet dog.”Tagged: hand-me-downs, Jell-O, middle child, wet dog