“There's nothing more frightening than driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.”Tagged: Fear, Cougar, Goddamn
“Reese Bobby: Now, you show me the DNA test and then maybe I'll, uh...I'll say hello to these swamp rats. Frank: [from the house next door] You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent tryin' to sleep! Reese Bobby: You better shut the hell up or I'll come over there and rip a hole in…”Tagged: insults, swamp rats, shave your balls, Fart
“Reese Bobby: [walks into the classroom] Excuse me, darling. I'm Reese Bobby. I'm here for career day with my son, Ricky. 10-year-old Ricky: Dad! Reese Bobby: Hey there, boy! Man, you got big. How long's it been? Three, four months? 10-year-old Ricky: Ten years. Reese Bobby: Ten years? Man, I gotta…”Tagged: peyote, career day, race car driver