“God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me. Awesome.”Tagged: prayer, Awesome
“Franny: Gary, they're teenagers. School is their job. Raja gets straight A's, but Claire really needs to get that history grade up. And Justin, he needs work on his physics... Justin: Yeah. Franny: ...social skills... Justin: What?”Tagged: teenagers, kids, School, physics, Social Skills
“Zahid: So, how's it going with the ladies? Sam: I'm not dating anymore. It's too difficult. You have to guess what people are thinking, and not just people, girls. They think I'm weird.”Tagged: Ladies, Dating, difficult, Thinking, People
“But how can I make eye contact and look away? I mean, I'm not a mantis shrimp.”Tagged: Eye Contact, look away, mantis shrimp