“I know breaking up sucks, but you know what’s even worse? Wasting a night in New York City.”Tagged: Breaking Up, New York City
“Robin, drugged and trying to explain the plot of Back to the Future: So like, I wasn’t totally focused in there or anything, but I’m pretty sure that mom was trying to bang her son. Steve, also drugged: Wait, wait, the hot chick was Alex P. Keaton’s mom? Robin: Yeah, I’m pretty sure. Steve: But…”Tagged: Back To The Future, Alex P. Keaton, time travel
“Robin, after getting injected with a mystery drug by the Russians: Morons, they messed up the drug! Steve: I’m drunk.”Tagged: Drugs, russians, Drunk