“Robin: In every male-female friendship there’s a total number of drinks and if you hit…”

“You’re a pretty girl. This is New York City, there’s like a billion people outside that…”

“[Alice approaches a group of men at the bar] Hey, what’s up, y’all? [the group of men just…”

“I vow to fiercely love you in all your forms, now and forever. I promise to never forget…”