“Shaun: [shouts] What am I doing? What are you doing, you stupid moron? Ed: Fuck off! Shaun: [shouts] You fuck off! Fuck fucking off! I’ve spent...look at me! I’ve spent my entire life sticking my neck out for you, and all you ever do is fuck things up! Fuck things up and make me look stupid! Well,…”Tagged: Fuck, fuck off, stupdendous
“[Shaun and Ed pull up to Barbara’s house and sees Philip’s Jaguar in the driveway] Ed: Oh! Hello! Who’s a pretty boy, then? [wolf whistle] You didn’t tell me Barbara had a Jag. I’ve always wanted to drive one of those. Shaun: Yeah, well, it’s Philip’s, okay? He won’t let anybody near it. Honestly, I…”Tagged: Jaguar, Fuck