“She's a crazy bitch. And not a crazy bitch like you're a crazy bitch, like, oh, bitch, you so crazy. No! She once tried to beat me to death with a frozen fish because I had asked if there was more broccoli.”Tagged: Crazy Exes, She's Really Really Crazy, psycho
“Your current girlfriend ran over your ex-girlfriend with a car?”Tagged: Crazy Girlfriends, Trying To Kill People Because of Jealously
“Ah, babe, you've never had in-laws. This is what they do. They stop by unannounced and annoy the shit out of you.”Tagged: in-laws, What Happens When You Get Married
“Look, it was fun while it lasted, but it stopped being fun right around the time she started fucking her fake father with the scary tattoos in our bed.”Tagged: Not So Common Relationship Problems