“Life insurance, huh? I still haven't met a beneficiary.”Tagged: Life Insurance, Beneficiary, Spinster
“Mary: [about Ted's gift to her] It's the thought that counts. Murray: I know, and he has cheap thoughts.”Tagged: The Thought, gifts, Cheap
“Alice Johnson: You know, Pete’s such a great teacher, it’s depressing. Liz McInyre: Now, why is it depressing? Alice Johnson: Because I'm not even worthy of erasing his blackboards.”Tagged: I'm Not Worthy, depressing