These gifts are perfect for your loved one making the most of quarantine—it includes plenty of DIYs, an extremely comfy robe, and tons of little things to keep their #stayhome game strong.
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Quotes tagged ‘gifts’
Buying a gift for the food lover in your life can be challenging.
If you know someone who wants to smell like a vagina, become a Scottish lord, or create a replica of any consenting penis, it’s the perfect place to shop.
And the best part? She'll have no idea you put it off to the last second.
— Lauren Adhav, Brooke Shunatona, Cosmopolitan, cosmopolitan.com
We all have the one friend who is always talking about sex. They talk about the best sex, the worst sex, sex with themselves, with partners, sexual fantasies, and they ask about our own sex lives.
There’s a special feeling in the air around the holidays, isn’t there? A sparkle, a warmth. We think it comes from the friction caused by credit card swiping.
Johnny: I remember I broke up with Stacy Laruzzo a week before Valentine's Day. I got back with her a week after. No chocolates, no roses... Eric: No class.
— Brian Burns, Cliff Dorfman, Eric Murphy, Kevin Connolly, imdb.com
Dick Kelly: The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with her before he dies. Jason Kelly: You know, most grandpas just want toffee or socks.
Please don’t die with your gifts still inside.
That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been about. Gifts, gifts... gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckt…
— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, The Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
Baby, it’s cold outside—and there’s no reason to leave home when it’s this cozy indoors.
[from trailer] Look at those greedy little gift monsters.
— Michael LeSieur, Cinco Paul, Ken Daurio, Dr. Seuss, Grinch (voice), Benedict Cumberbatch, imdb.com
Karma's a word. Like 'love.' A way of saying 'what I am here to do.' I do not resent my karma—I'm grateful for it. Grateful for my wonderful wife, for my beautiful daughter. They are gifts. And so I do what I must do to honor them.
— Lilly Wachowski, Lana Wachowski, Rama-Kandra, Bernard White, imdb.com
For Christmas, a gentile would get a bike as a reminder that their parents love them. For Hanukkah, we would get socks as a reminder that we were persecuted.
— Sheila Lawrence, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com
I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good hot black coffee.
— Harley Peyton, Special Agent Dale Cooper, Kyle MacLachlan, imdb.com
Curry: How does it feel to be home? Camille: Easy. Every day is a gift.
Make use of every blessing; a blessing cannot be saved. There is no bank where we can deposit blessings received, to use them when we see fit. If you do not use them, they will be irretrievably lost.
Hayley: Where did you get a pregnancy test with sound effects? Jeff: At Spencer's Gifts.
— Kathryn Borel, Sam Brenner, Teresa Hsiao, Jeff Fischer (Voice), Jeff Fischer, imdb.com
Mary: [about Ted's gift to her] It's the thought that counts. Murray: I know, and he has cheap thoughts.
Holly: A puppy? You bought me a puppy? Tommy: Haven't you ever seen a movie? Puppies fix everything. You said you were lonely, so I got a bitch for my bitch.
— Courtney A. Kemp, Lauren Schmidt, Holly, Lucy Walters, imdb.com