“I never really thought about how when I look at the moon, it's the same moon as Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and George Washington and Cleopatra looked at.”Tagged: Deep Thoughts, Shower Thoughts
“But she's wrong about hell. You don't have to wait until you're dead to get there.”Tagged: Hard Times, Apocalyptic
“If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence.”Tagged: Cynical&Funny, Puberty Jokes