“Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig.”Tagged: pestilent, traitorous, yeasty, codpiece, insults
“Donkey: Okay, let me get this straight: you gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad'll give you back your swamp, which you only don't have 'cause he filled it full of freaks in the first place. Is that about right? Shrek: You know what? Maybe there's a good reason donkeys…”Tagged: insults, Anthropomorphism
“Donkey: [looks at a hovel] Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that? Shrek: That, would be my home. Donkey: Oh...and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.”Tagged: Oops, insults, hovel, walking it back
“Donkey: Hi, Princess! Princess Fiona: It talks! Shrek: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!”Tagged: Sick Burns, insults, talk, shut up