“Tom Harris: What part of heaven did you fly down from? Jeannie Biladeau: Oh boy. Mister Harris, I read some of your books and I only hope you're more original in person.”— Del Tenney, Tom Harris, William Joyce, imdb.com
“Donkey: Hi, Princess! Princess Fiona: It talks! Shrek: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!”— Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, Ted Elliott, Roger S.H. Schulman, Donkey (voice), Eddie Murphy, imdb.com
“Rosemary: Is that a Member's Only jacket? Mauricio: Yes. Rosemary: So what are you, the last member?”— Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, Sean Moynihan, Mauricio, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“You can explore hell, you dog turd.”— Pete Chiarelli, Adele Lim, Felicity Young-Leong, Janice Koh Yu-Mei, imdb.com
“It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not.”— Pete Chiarelli, Adele Lim, Rachel Chu, Constance Wu, imdb.com
“James Keziah Delaney: Such a shallow grave they dug for my father. Are you short of a couple of shillings? Zilpha Geary: He was buried to the depth of my love.”— Steven Knight, James Keziah Delaney, Tom Hardy, imdb.com
“Jay: I got us tickets to the party of the year. Want to be my plus-one? Alex: Too bad going with you is a minus-twenty.”— Sean Reycraft, Brendon Yorke, Ron Oliver, Stefan Scaini, Alex Nuñez, Deanna Casaluce, imdb.com
“Webster: You remind me of my mother. Katherine Calder-Young Papadapoli: I do? Oh, because I was making breakfast. Webster: No, because you were ruining breakfast.”— Stu Silver, Webster Long, Emmanuel Lewis, imdb.com
“You're tying a bowline boy, not building a bra.”— Robert Schenkkan, Andrew Knight, Desmond T. Doss, Andrew Garfield, imdb.com
“Rick: You better be right, sweetheart. Magnum: Come on, when have I ever been wrong? Rick: I can't count that high.”— Diane Frolov, Thomas Magnum, Tom Selleck, imdb.com
“Son, I could fill out a steamer trunk with the amount of stupid I think you are.”— Noah Hawley, Hank Larrson, Ted Danson, imdb.com
“Brenda: I don't want any children. Nate: Wow! Who said anything about children? Brenda: I was referring to you.”— Bruce Eric Kaplan, Brenda Chenowith, Rachel Griffiths, imdb.com
“I didn't recognize you with your clothes on.”— Richard Maibaum (Screenplay), Tom Mankiewicz (Screenplay), James Bond, Roger Moore, amazon.com
“My days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin’ to a middle.”— Joss Whedon, Malcolm Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, imdb.com
“Crowley: [answering his phone] You're dead. Sam: Nope. Just using a dead man's phone.”— Jeremy Carver, imdb.com
“Must be hard with your sense of direction—never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”— Sera Gamble, Raelle Tucker, Andrea Barr, Amy Acker, imdb.com
“Sophia: Oh, Dorothy. Can I make a little suggestion when you go for your makeover? Dorothy: Sure. What is it? Sophia: Don't expect a miracle.”— Winifred Hervey, Sophia Petrillo, Estelle Getty, imdb.com
“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com