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Tim Heidecker

4 quotesTelevision Actor · Born Feb 3, 1976 · United States Of America · Male

Timothy Richard Heidecker (; born February 3, 1976) is an American comedian, writer, director, actor, and musician. He is best known as one half of the comedy duo Tim & Eric, along with Eric Wareheim. They are noted for creating the television shows Tom Goes to the Mayor, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, and Tim & Eric's Bedtime Stories. Heidecker has also acted in several films, including Bridesmaids (2011), Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, and The Comedy (both 2012); he received critical acclaim for the latter. He currently co-hosts the parodic film review web series On Cinema and stars in the comedy series Decker, both alongside Gregg Turkington. 2Early life Heidecker was born and raised in Allentown, Pennsylvania. He attended Allentown Central Catholic High School and Temple University. 2Career Heidecker and Wareheim first became known as the creators, writers, and stars of Tom Goes to the Mayor, a limited animation series that originally aired from November 2004 to September 2006 on the Adult Swim channel. Tim plays "Tom," the protagonist of the show. He continually brings his ideas to the Mayor (played by Wareheim), who ends up thwarting them in most cases and leaving Tom worse off than when he starte

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From “Embarrassed”

Wine was invented by the Romans... for orgies. And orgies are not too much fun if no-one wants to do it with you.

From “WW Laserz”

[pitching a themed restaurant idea to the mayor] It's a veteran of World War II. Actually, this particular picture is a model, uh, but our idea is to have him come in and tell war stories and connect with the children and, um, you know, serve pizza.

From “It's the Cigars You Smoke That Are Gonna Give You Cancer”

He's gonna let us use his basement for 'if you know what I mean.'

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