“Ed Bighead: [to Rocko and Filburt] Now, let's get you boys some shoes, hmm. Ed Bighead: [to Ferb] Ferb, some shoes for the opposing team. Ferb: Are they a real team? Ed Bighead: They got shirts, don't they!”
“Ed Bighead: Rocko, what're you doing? Rocko: [With a paddle in his hand] We're playing spank the monkey.”
“Rocko: [pulls up to a sign and reads it] 'Don't even think about parking here.' [starts to think] Beaver Policeman: Ahah. Caught ya. Rocko: Oh, no, officer. I was, uh, thinking of something else. Beaver Policeman: Oh, yeah? What? Rocko: Uh, well, I... Beaver Policeman: Yeah, right. Tell it to the…”
“[Filburt runs into Dr. Hutchison working at a pharmacy] Filburt Turtle: Hey, I thought you were a surgeon. Dr. Paula Hutchison: I was, but I just couldn't cut it.”
“Heffer Wolfe: Hey, Crod, you wanna get some ice cream? Crod: [a caveman frozen in ice] Crod don't like ice cream. Heffer Wolfe: Oh, I knew you were a burger man.”
“Heffer Wolfe: [to Rocko] You're blind as a bat. Bat: Hey! Listen, bud! We bats are sick and tired of these stereotypes! We got enough problems with the whole 'vampire' shtick without being classified as visually impaired! Heffer Wolfe: Sorry. Bat: [bumps into a wall] 'Scuse me, ma'am. [Bat bumps…”
“Heffer Wolfe: Hey, Rock, you wanna move to France? Rocko: Not really. Heffer Wolfe: Naw. Me neither.”
“Cult Leader: We're bowling for sinners today! Rocko: You can't chuck bowling balls at us. Cult Leader: Yes, we can. Says so right here in the Book of Bratwurst. "If there be one among you who does not follow the way of the schnitzel, let that one go and do not throw bowling balls at him." Rocko:…”
“Elkie: [whispers to Heffer] Your family are wolves? Heffer Wolfe: Oh, I was adopted. Elkie: [whispering] I didn't realize. Heffer Wolfe: So, would you like to see some embarrassing pictures of me as a child? Elkie: Sure. [They leave the room] George Wolfe: [whispering] VIRGINIA, SHE'S STILL ALIVE.…”
“Rocko: [after a crowd song that he missed] Why was everyone singing? Heffer: We just got a song in our hearts! Rocko: How is it you all know the words? Did you rehearse? Heffer: Yeah, every Thursday. Didn't you see the flyers?”