“Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? Spongebob: It means he's a afraid of Santa Clause”Tagged: T.V Quotes, Spongebob Quotes
“Spongebob: Patrick, you're a genius!" "Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot." "Spongebob: What? A genius?" "Patrick: No, Patrick.”Tagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Spongebob: Hey Patrick Patrick: What? Spongebob: I thought of something funnier than 24. Patrick: Let me hear it. Spongebob: 25.”Tagged: Spongebob, T.V Quotes
“Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not until 4.”Tagged: Spongebob Quotes, T.V Quotes, Nick
“Person on phone: Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: No this is Patrick.”Tagged: Funny Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument. Squidward: No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument...Horseradish is not an instrument either.”Tagged: T.V Shows, T.V Quotes, Nick
“Spongebob: Now that we're men, we have facial hair. Patrick: Now that we're men I changed my underwear.”Tagged: Spongebob Quotes, T.V Quotes
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”Tagged: Mind, Psychology, I'm A Mystery To Myself, Confused, Identity
“Spongebob: What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: Wait for you to come back.”Tagged: Love, You're My Everything