“Carl Fredricksen: This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying to kill us. What a joke. Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.' Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.”Tagged: joke, Funny, dead, crazy, childhood hero
“Mike Rezendes: Mitch, are you telling me that the Catholic Church removed legal documents from that courthouse? Mitchell Garabedian: Look, I'm not crazy, I'm not paranoid. I'm experienced. Check the docket. You'll see. They control everything.”Tagged: Catholic Church, Paranoid, crazy, experienced
“Christopher Robin: I've cracked. Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.”Tagged: humor, Wrinkles, Cracked, crazy, Misunderstanding