Professor Hathaway: I want to see more of you around the lab. Chris Knight: Fine. I'll gain weight.
— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, imdb.com
Professor Hathaway: I want to see more of you around the lab. Chris Knight: Fine. I'll gain weight.
— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, imdb.com
Christopher Robin: I've cracked. Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.
— Tom McCarthy, Alex Ross Perry, Allison Schroeder, Greg Brooker, Mark Steven Johnson, Winnie the Pooh, Jim Cummings, imdb.com
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
— Tom McCarthy, Alex Ross Perry, Allison Schroeder, Mark Steven Johnson, Greg Brooker, Winnie the Pooh, Jim Cummings, imdb.com
Shame Wizard: You truly are an enigma. Coach Steve: You're not supposed to say that word anymore.
Jim Halpert: So what is the problem? Dwight Schrute: Angela. Jim Halpert: I don't know what you want me to tell you, man. All I know is that every time I've been faced with a tough decision, there's only one thing that outweighs every other concern. One thing that will make you give up on everything…
Robert California: That is very cold. Erin Hannon: Yea, that is old. I asked if you wanted a cold beverage, and you said coffee.
Stacey: We're never going to get out. Oh my god. Gert: What happened? Stacey: You wouldn't understand. Gert: Really? Just like I wouldn't understand you were lying about the hedgehog?
— Tamara Becher-Wilkinson, Gert Yorkes, Ariela Barer, imdb.com
So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?
[Ricky and Lucy are doing a show together] Ricky Ricardo: I've got a joke you never heard in your life. I know a girl who's so dumb she thinks a football coach has four wheels. Ha ha ha. [Audience is silent] Lucy Ricardo: How many wheels does it have? [Audience laughs]
Rafael: No, I really think we've met. Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells. Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne? Jane: Jerk.
— Jennie Snyder Urman, Rafael Solano, Justin Baldoni, imdb.com
Jane: What if we blew them off and went to see a movie, just the two of us. Is that terrible? Michael: I'd love to. Jane: I love you too. What? Michael: Nothing. We've just never said that to each other before. Jane: You just did. Michael: ...Actually, I said, 'I'd love to.' Jane: Oh... Michael: But…
— Jessica O'Toole, Amy Rardin, Jane Villanueva, Gina Rodriguez, imdb.com
Kirsten: She looks good. Her spirits are high. Caleb: She's high? Kirsten: No, her spirit. Her mood. She's up. Caleb: So, she's on uppers?
— Erica Messer, Debra J. Fisher, Kirsten Cohen, Kelly Rowan, imdb.com
They didn’t understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don’t understand doesn’t mean it isn’t so.
Jamie: Be Yuletide by the time we get back to Leoch. Claire: Christmas. I don't suppose you hang stockings by the fire. Jamie: To dry them off, you mean? Claire: Nevermind.
— Ronald D. Moore, Claire Randall, Caitriona Balfe, imdb.com
I woke up one morning, [my girlfriend] asked me if I slept good. I said, ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’
The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
I was made for another planet altogether. I mistook the way.
In human intercourse the tragedy begins, not when there is misunderstanding about words, but when silence is not understood.
It wasn’t only wickedness and scheming that made people unhappy, it was confusion and misunderstanding; above all, it was the failure to grasp the simple truth that other people are as real as you.
I’m not very good at putting my feelings into words. That’s why people misunderstand me.