“Richie Cunningham: All we had was beer in teeny-weeny little glasses. Howard Cunningham: How many teeny-weeny little glasses did you have? Richie Cunningham: Seventy-two. Howard Cunningham: I think it's time for some teeny-weeny cups of coffee.”Tagged: Drinking, Coffee, Teeny-Weeny
“Richie: You make school sound like good fun. Fonzie: Well, school's got good points. I mean, smoking in the bathroom, cutting classes, showing my tattoo to the chicks.”Tagged: School, smoking in the bathroom, cutting class
“Marion: What do you plan to do when you get out of school? Fonzie: Oh, I was thinking I might become a cop. Marion: That's very admirable. Fonzie: I mean, it's the only job I know where they pay you to drive a motorcycle.”Tagged: Cops, Career, Motorcycles
“Richard, there is one thing that women like men to do. It's what they call 'a romantic gesture.' We men call it 'eating crow.'”Tagged: romance, Submission
“Richie: Arlene, we've only been going together for two weeks. It's not like we're married. Arlene: Richie, one week is a crush. Two weeks is a commitment.”Tagged: Going Steady, Commitment, Crush, married