Quotes tagged ‘married’

“Look, we will stay married and raise the kids until they're out of the house, but I will not respect you, and I'll make sure the kids don't either.”

— John Solomon, Tim Robinson, Zach Kanin, Brenda, Cecily Strong, imdb.com

“Johnny: When I settle down, it's gonna be forever. Shauna: Mmm. Weren't you married once already?”

— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.com

“I'm sorry for what I put you through. I'm sorry I've stopped being the man you married.”

— Jed Mercurio, David Budd, Richard Madden, imdb.com

“Also, do you think just because I'm married, I can't get a baked potato whenever I want? Because I can. I'm eating baked potatoes all the fucking time.”

— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, June, Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

“We're going to get out of here, and we're going to get married and be together forever, just like Bonnie and Clyde.”

— Dan Dietz, Robin Veith, Nick Godejohn, Calum Worthy, imdb.com

“I am married to the footman to the king.”

— Robert King, Michelle King, Diane Lockhart, Christine Baranski, imdb.com

“I want to get married, have a family. But the world is no place for that anymore.”

— Kevin Williamson, Jordan Evans, James Wolk, imdb.com

“Harry Houdini: How about you? Do you ever think of getting married? Adelaide Stratton: I make it a rule to never discuss my personal life with anyone hiding from their mother.”

— Carl Binder, David Hoselton, David N. Titcher, Adelaide Stratton, Rebecca Liddiard, imdb.com

“Dr. Alan Grant: You got any kids? Dr. Ian Malcolm: Me? Oh, hell yeah, three. I love kids. Anything at all can and does happen. Same with wives, for that matter. Dr. Alan Grant: You're married? Dr. Ian Malcolm: Occasionally. Yeah, I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.”

— Michael Crichton, David Koepp, Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jeff Goldblum, imdb.com

“I's married now! I's married now!”

— Menno Meyjes, Shug Avery, Margaret Avery, imdb.com

“How do you go from eight years of a happy marriage to wanting to blow someone's head off?”

— Sharon Horgan, Frances, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Tony Soprano: I tell you, I'm havin' a time. Stay out late. Come home drunk. Fuck anyone I want. Silvio Dante: Yeah, so what's the difference? (Compared to when Tony was married) Tony Soprano: I dunno, it's the mindset.”

— Matthew Weiner, Tony Soprano, James Gandolfini, imdb.com

“Do you wanna get married or run away?”

— The Goo Goo Dolls, open.spotify.com

“Jeff: What's with the hat? Larry: What? I'm married. I can wear whatever I want. Jeff: It does look ridiculous. You look like you should be pulling a rickshaw of some sort.”

— Jeff Greene, Jeff Garlin, imdb.com

“I'm telling you: the fat ass, the farting .. it's ridiculous. I am UN-fuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life. ... That's why you're supposed to be married when you're pregnant, so somebody is obligated to have sex with you.”

— Amy B. Harris, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“Debbie: They still get married in L.A., right? Plenty of weddings for me to shoot. Harry: Maybe you can shoot mine when I get my trophy wife. Debbie: Dude, I am your trophy wife.”

— Rob Thomas, Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Debbie Wilson, Lori Loughlin, imdb.com

“My mom told me the first thing you fight about when married is the thing you'll always fight about.”

— Oliver Goldstick, Stella Abbott, Lucy Hale, imdb.com

“Jane: You got married? By a Cher impersonator? Narrator: Oh if I could turn back time.”

— Jennie Snyder Urman, Jane Villanueva, Gina Rodriguez, imdb.com

“Wow! It’s every little girl’s dream to get married out of spite!”

— Mark Hudis, Donna Pinciotti, Laura Prepon, imdb.com

“Hailey: You guys are, like... married. Kirsten: Yeah, that was the idea. When we had our wedding. Hailey: No, I mean... deeply, deeply married.”

— Josh Schwartz, Kirsten Cohen, Kelly Rowan, imdb.com