“Archer: [After being distracted by Lana in her underwear] Right, because you walked into Strippers Discount Warehouse and said, 'Help me showcase my intellect'!
Lana: Strippers Discount? Hel-LO! These-are-Fiacchi!
Archer: I think it's pronounced, 'Knock-off!'”
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