Quotes tagged ‘stripper’

“I get into bed with her. She’s totally naked, and she’s got one of these stripper asses that is rock hard. It looks like a cartoon in Playboy. I was getting ready to do her doggy-style. And there’s her ass up in the air that’s just perfection, as is the rest of her. I get my dick in. And if I say I…”

— Gilbert Gottfried, amazon.com

“You have to be two people. The saint and the sinner. The librarian and the stripper.”

— Nicole Eastman, Karen McCullah Lutz, Mike, Gerard Butler, imdb.com

“Steve: What are you gonna name yours? Snot: I want mine to have a sexy stripper name, like Honey. Steve: I'm gonna name mine after my great grandmother: Glitter. Snot: Naming your sex clone after your great grandmother. That's a nice way to honor her.”

— Ali Waller, John Unholz, Robert Maitia, Brett Cawley, Snot (Voice), Curtis Armstrong, imdb.com

“Archer: [After being distracted by Lana in her underwear] Right, because you walked into Strippers Discount Warehouse and said, 'Help me showcase my intellect'! Lana: Strippers Discount? Hel-LO! These-are-Fiacchi! Archer: I think it's pronounced, 'Knock-off!'”

— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

“If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.”

— Julie Plec, Andrew Kreisberg, Kevin Williamson, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com

“What do you call a 350-pound stripper? Broke.”

— drollia, reddit.com

“If I had to have a stripper's name, it would be 'Equality.'”

— Leslie Knope, amazon.com

“Happy Festivus, the day where everyone is encouraged to do a little pole dancing!”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com