“Raquel Ochmonek: Mark my words, that man who lived next door to us was Buddy Holly.
ALF: [pops open the shutters in the kitchen after Raquel leaves] Boy, is she gullible! Everybody knows Buddy Holly runs a bait and tackle shop in Phoenix.”
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