“Being bad is the one thing I’m good at.”
More from Alan J. Schoolcraft
“No matter how hard I tried I was always the odd man out. The last one picked. A screw up!…”
“Here’s my day so far; went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked…”
“Good receives all the praise and adulation while evil is sent to quiet time in the corner.”
“I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from what you might call a broken home,…”