“No matter how hard I tried I was always the odd man out. The last one picked. A screw up! Black sheep! Bad boy!”Tagged: Black Sheep, odd man out, Bad Boy
“Here’s my day so far; went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that’s right…I’m falling to my death. Guess they can’t. How did it all come to his you ask. My end starts at the beginning, the very beginning!”Tagged: Jail, Butt Kicked, Failing, Narration
“Good receives all the praise and adulation while evil is sent to quiet time in the corner.”Tagged: Good, Evil, Praise, adulation, Quiet Time
“I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from what you might call a broken home, literally broken. I was eight days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that?! Clearly it was time to move on.”Tagged: Childhood, Broken Home, Failure to Launch, Overstatement