“Here’s my day so far; went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that’s right…I’m falling to my death. Guess they can’t. How did it all come to his you ask. My end starts at the beginning, the very beginning!”
More from Alan J. Schoolcraft
“No matter how hard I tried I was always the odd man out. The last one picked. A screw up!…”
“Being bad is the one thing I’m good at.”
“Good receives all the praise and adulation while evil is sent to quiet time in the corner.”
“I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from what you might call a broken home,…”