“Steve, I'm very disappointed that you used that language with your mother. That being…”

“Hayley: Jeez, Steve. Four gallons of Lubriderm? Steve: You try living with eczema.”

“Hayley: [after the cab crashes] Did the cabbie survive? Stan: No. Damn fool was driving…”

“Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar! That's gonna cost…”