“If everyone ate just a little more pussy, the world would be a better place, baby.”
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“You know, Elliot, I've always acted like your softness was weakness, but now I'm beginning…”
“Oh, to be so horny, but so unlovable. It's truly Shakespearean, darling.”
“Andrew: Broken-home sex-freak gas-station whore. Maury: Oh, that sounds like a Billy Joel…”
“Well, of course, sexism sucks, but it's really all a part of this whole crazy obsession…”