“Hey man I got a medical emergency so I gotta bounce. Jack off twice and page me in the morning.”Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“Maurice: I know I'm a broken record with this but mercury is in retrograde. Andrew: Enough with the astrology. Maurice: Spoken like a two-faced fuckin' Gemini.”Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“This is a witch hunt just like the crucible, all I wanted was a blowjob at a high school party, is that such a crime?”Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“The mons pubis? Oh its the welcome mat to the pleasure palace.”Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“Jay: How else are men supposed to get blowjobs? Maurice: You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say, 'Dinner is served.'”Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“I wish women were more sex-positive but we're just not there yet.”Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“Andrew: What's a head push? Jessi: Its when a man pushes a woman's head to try to get a blowjob. Nick: Wait that's a move!?”Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“Good night, you prince of Westchester, you king of the tri-state area.”Tagged: Prince, tri-state area, Goodnight
“Jessi: Those girls are gonna eat him alive...and then barf him back out because they're bulimic. Matthew: You're fucking funny. She's funny! We're friends now.”Tagged: Girls, eat him alive, Barf, Bulimic, Funny
“Andrew Glouberman: I'm coming, I'm coming. Hormone Monster: Not yet, that's why we gotta get to the bathroom, Sweetheart!”Tagged: coming, Sweetheart, bathroom
“Missy: Oh, uh... don't worry, I won't mons push you this time. Andrew: You can mons push me all you want.”Tagged: Mons Pubis , Flirting
“Happy Valentine's Day, my little baby Bunsen burner.”Tagged: valentine's day, Bunsen Burner, Nicknames
“Judd Birch: Dad, your breath smells like pussy. Elliot Birch: It always does.”Tagged: Smell, Vagina, Breath, Stinks