“Andrew: Broken-home sex-freak gas-station whore.
Maury: Oh, that sounds like a Billy Joel lyric.”
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“You know, Elliot, I've always acted like your softness was weakness, but now I'm beginning…”
“Oh, to be so horny, but so unlovable. It's truly Shakespearean, darling.”
“Well, of course, sexism sucks, but it's really all a part of this whole crazy obsession…”
“I am scared and aroused, the chocolate and peanut butter of feelings.”