“Hank Lawson: Mm, this pizza is oddly refreshing. Jill Casey: That's because it's a lemon…”

“I think it's cute that we had our first fight before our first date.”

“I know you love your son, but you need to stop fixating on his destiny and start worrying…”

“Honestly, it smells so bad... It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food…”