“Honestly, it smells so bad... It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food in here, like musty... and you kind of look like Jesus and Patrick Dempsey had a child, and that child grew older and then got really sick.”Tagged: Smells, Bad, Simile Examples, jesus, Patrick Dempsey
“Why would I want to spend tonight partying with a bunch of people whose biggest problems revolve around whether or not to send their Yorkshire terriers to therapy, huh? Give me one decent reason.”Tagged: party, People, Problems, therapy, Yorkshire terrier
“Evan Lawson: What's my favorite sport, Hank? Hank Lawson: Extreme social climbing?”Tagged: Sport, Favorite, social climbing, Extreme, Sassy
“Hank Lawson: Yeah, and all month I've been saying 'No way.' Evan Lawson: I thought you meant no way like 'No WAY!' Hank Lawson: I haven't meant it that way since I was ten.”Tagged: month, No way, Meaning, Confusion
“Hank Lawson: Mm, this pizza is oddly refreshing. Jill Casey: That's because it's a lemon strudel.”Tagged: Pizza, Refreshing, odd, lemon strudel, dessert
“I think it's cute that we had our first fight before our first date.”Tagged: Cute, Date, first fight
“Evan Lawson: Wait, I'm not done talking. Hank Lawson: I know. That's why I'm going.”Tagged: Sassy, Walking Away, talking, Rude, chatter
“I know you love your son, but you need to stop fixating on his destiny and start worrying about his life, because he can't be president if he's dead.”Tagged: Love, Son, Parenthood, Destiny, Life