“My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutante, high society...bus station skank.”
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“You should not be stuck in his cage, little bird.”
“Lars Erickssong: Why do you stand by me? Sigrit Ericksdóttir: Because you are a dreamer.”
“[after blowing up Leon's house boat] Wow, we really didn't think that through.”
“Well, Lance, you're clearly gay. There's nothing really else to say about that. I think…”